I wrote: I landed awkwardly, my chest slamming into my saddle, and my nuts getting raked over the tire.

I tried to get across that while I was in the air, my foot came flying off the pedal, and I had little control over what was about to happen. When I came crashing to the ground, my chest slammed into my saddle (hence my assets were over the rear tire), and my nuts got buzzed by the wildly spinning tire.

The first post goes on to say that I stopped very quickly, and spent a few minutes recuperating.

I never like it when my nuts get raked over a tire. It does happen occasionally though.