To The Dipshit in the Nissan Sentra yesterday morning:

Hey, you set a great example for your family while driving. Remember the construction zone downtown on Johnson near Douglas? Well, the lane I was in was closed and I was merging over. That is why my truck was headed for your lane, AND I had my turn signal on to indicate this. I thought it seemed pretty obvious I was on my way to the left lane.

I suppose you thought otherwise and this is why you continued to advance, almost hitting my truck, then honked at me. WTF dude? Try paying attention and respecting the rules of the road. I don’t care if you are in a big hurry (as evidenced by the rest of your drive to Oak Bay), you don’t have the right to be a jerk.