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Exactly Green

Saturday, Shane, Sean, Darryll, and myself headed to the dump for a nice old school dump ride. All of us were feeling a little lazy, so we took it easy on the way up. Instead of doing the switchbacks, we hiked up the Walk Up. This isn’t exactly the easiest way up, but it takes you to the entrance to Hot Cherry.
We rode up Hot Cherry to Green Ribbon, then took Green Ribbon to Organ Donor. After Organ Donor, we went up a little bit, and took Inventive (backwards), then went down skull to finish the ride. It was fun, and reminded me of days gone by.
I didn’t stop to take too many pictures, but the ones I did take are here.
Favorite Technology

There is something I have read online in a bunch of places, and it just doesn’t sit right with me.
RSS is a push technology.
I don’t get how that works. Coupling RSS feeds with my favorite RSS Aggregator, I get a more efficient way to see what is new in the world, and to quickly visit my “daily checks”.
My site has an RSS Feed too.
Again, I just don’t understand how RSS is a push technology. My site’s feed sits there until someone’s aggregator asks for it. Muddylaces.ca is not pushing it’s feed to anyone’s computer.
On the flip side, my aggregator doesn’t just accept random RSS Feeds. I subscribe to a feed, set the schedule I want it to poll the RSS Feed, and select the notification options when new content is ready. Nothing pushy there.
Someone please explain to me how RSS and its related technology is push related?
To me my aggregator is another tool for surfing the web. My web browser is used to browse web pages, my email client does the email thing, my IM client handles instant messages, and my aggregator aggregates RSS. What am I missing here? Let’s just call RSS what it really is: another form of content.
Straightaway Motto

The ground rushes at me quickly.
I feel the chill, I consider that it must be for the lack of trees.
Where are the trees? The rocks? The dirt? They make me feel safe.
This is much scarier.
The ground rushes by, the wind howls in my ears and causes my eyes to tear up.
The rush of speed is quite exhilarating.
Carving corners is a new experience and is taking me a while to get used to.
My legs feel tight, stiff, unresponsive and dead.
I have no power right now, and I ponder that fact during a long straightaway.
Is it the morning chill? Is it the lack of breakfast?
Is it because I still feel asleep?
I cut the ride short. I turn at the lights instead of going straight.
In my mind I quickly recalculate a route home.
I push hard up the hills in an effort to get the blood flowing.
Crest to rest becomes my motto.
Once again I become familiar with the neighbourhood I am transiting.
I am familiar with what streets have the worst holes.
Avoiding the nasty’s I spin past the ocean front.
As I pull into my driveway I am pleased I forced myself outside, hoping that next time will be warmer.
Burn Distractions

What a weekend! Amazing. I highly recommend Point No Point to anyone wanting to get away from it all.
Friday we dropped Yoshi off, and made the lovely drive out there, stopping at the 17 Mile Pub for dinner. Yummy! While driving out to the resort, we encountered a bit of snow mixed in with the rain! Crazy. I began to wonder if maybe we would wake up Saturday to find a covering of snow on the ground.
After checking in, we took our stuff from the truck down to our cabin. Wow. What a nice cabin. It was a one room deal with a deck over looking the ocean which was 75 feet below (their measurement not mine). On the deck was a nice sized hot tub! We could hear the waves crashing onto the beach below. The floors were a beautiful hard wood, the bed quite comfortable. The thing that struck me most was how private it was. There were large windows facing the ocean, but no windows on the side of the cabin. From the deck you couldn’t see the next cabin (unless you leaned way out over the railing). Quickly we stowed our stuff, got changed, and had a very relaxing hot tub session. It was quite serene sitting in the warm tub, with waves crashing in the background, under a clear moonlit night.
Here are all the pics, read on for the rest of what we did.
After we got out of the tub, we started a fire and played some Scrabble. Later I stepped outside to take a couple pictures from the deck.
I didn’t really sleep all that well Friday night. I am a city boy with very poor sleep patterns. Any strange sounds tend to keep me awake until all hours of the night. Strange as it may sound, the sound of the waves crashing on the beach (I absolutely love that sound), kept me awake until all hours of the morning. Aaargh, the waves were tormenting me.
Saturday morning, after being awake for what seemed like most of the night, I got up and made some breakfast. Mmmmm, Eggs Benedict! After we ate, we sat in front of the large window, and played another game of Scrabble. The lamp right by the table was plugged in the outlet in the floor. I had noticed that I could see bare copper wires as I guess some previous guests had hit the plug while moving the table, and this had scraped off some of the protective plastic coating. While Sue was moving the table, she also bumped the plug. Unfortunately for us this caused some freaky arcing, and sent a couple of sparks flying across the floor! It scared the crap out of both of us.
When heading out for a walk to explore the trails we stopped in at the front desk to mention it to them. They sent someone down right away to fix it.
We explored all the trails on their property, and stopped in at their beach house to check it out. It was peaceful to sit in the chairs, under cover from the light sprinkling of rain, overlooking small waves lapping the shore inside the small cove. Serene. One trail lead to a small point. The only way to get there is over the bridge that was built on top of a felled log. It was a little scary crossing, but gave a magnificent view of the coastline. While walking back across the bridge I was watching the surf and noticed a large piece of kelp getting tossed around in the waves that were crashing into a tiny fjord. It dawned on me that the kelp was moving on its own. When the next wave receded, it stood up and started to walk away. I had spotted an otter, and it had lunch in its mouth (a small fish). I called Sue back, and we looked at the creature through my SLR camera that just happened to have my 135mm lens on it. Very cool. It trundled off after a couple seconds, and you could mark its progress up the hillside by watching the plants wave back and forth.
After our walk we headed into Jordan River to see if we could track down some tea for Sue. Instead we got a couple hot chocolates and went across the road to watch the surfers and kayakers play in the water. I snapped a few shots here to end my first roll of the weekend.
Once back at our cabin we made some excellent shrimp sandwiches for lunch. While Sue napped I headed out to the trails again to take some more pictures. This time, at the same point where we saw the otter, I watched a seal chowing down on a large meal while a seagull looked on waiting for scraps. I watched for a long time, and every once in a while the seal would finish the chunk he was working on, dive below the surface for a few seconds, and when it reappeared, it had more food.
When Sue was done her nap we played another game of Scrabble, then several games of Yahtzee. Something got messed up in my mind though, and I kept calling Yahtzee Scrabble. It must have had something to do with the fact we were rolling the dice into the Scrabble box. That must be it. We (more specifically I) ended up playing games until we were almost late for our dinner reservation. You see, Point No Point also has a wonderful restaurant. More on that at a later time.
After dinner, we started another fire to heat up the cabin before we went for another soak in the tub. I stocked the fireplace, and was all set to have a roaring fire. When I struck the match, a piece of the flaming sulfur broke off, and stuck to my finger! Ow! It is the weirdest burn I have ever received. There is a small part of flesh that is slightly discolored, and feels a little plastic like. As soon as I could, I ran it under cold water, so it didn’t hurt too much. The hot tub Saturday night was a different experience too. It was raining as we sat there. No moonlight this time, but we still had the waves crashing on the beach. I gave Sue the seat under cover while I sat in the rain. I actually found it quite refreshing having cold rain drops falling on me while I was sitting there. After we got out of the tub we played some more Yahtzee, then headed for bed. I slept much better Saturday night.
Sunday we both slept in, ate breakfast (not as decadent), played some more games, cleaned up and checked out. We couldn’t spring Yoshi until 6 so we went home, rented a movie, got some refreshments, and watched Runaway Jury.
In all it was an excellent weekend. Very relaxing, very enjoyable. It was great for Sue and I to get away together, with no distractions, or dependants. If you are looking for someplace to go on Vancouver Island that is quiet, private, yet comfortable, I would consider Point No Point. I am sure Sue and I will go back some day.
Cabin Relaxation

Soon Sue and I leave for our weekend away. We are heading out of town, just the two of us. We are staying in a cabin mere feet from the ocean. They are located on the southern edge of Vancouver Island, and with the recent weather, the seas should be pretty rockin!
Yoshi is going to his own resort (Thetis Lake Boarding Kennel), and Aphro gets the shack to herself.
Aaaaaah, relaxation.
Iron Bandage

Be nice to me, I gave blood today.
Yup, you guessed it, today was my latest blood donation.
It went smooth as silk. I walked in, gave my name at the front desk, sat down at the person who checks iron level, walked to the kiosk and filled out my 13 questions. After the questions I went right in to see the nurse about the blunt and personal questions (and to check BP and temp). After that I was right on a bed.
As usual I filled the bag quickly (6 minutes). After the 5 minutes of bandage holding I was on to the cookies and juice! Yum! It takes more time to do the paperwork than it does to donate.
I think that makes 18 for me so far.
Sept 23, 2000 – Disneyland Writeup

This is a resurrected story from an old site. This was a great day in my biking pasttime. I still remember it fondly.
–greg
This is the day I have been dreaming about for a while. Some mountain bikers have heard of Brittania. More have heard of Disneyland. This was my destination. I awoke at 5:30. My alarm was set for 6 am. I was to meet Noel and others at the 99er restaurant in Brittania at 7. I got there early and ordered some breakfast.
As more bikers gathered I had more and more trouble believing that it was actually going to happen. With breakfast over I gathered my gear, got dressed, grabbed my bike and my pack, signed the obligatory waiver (mountain biking is an inherently dangerous sport …), and made my way over to the pad. Our group size was 13.
Soon you could hear the whup, whup, whup of the helicopter as it approached.
What a downdraft as they land.
It blew one guys full face helmet away. The pilot got out, gave us a speech on how the heli works, then took the first group of guys to the top. Next he came down for the bikes. Two more groups of guys went up, then all that was left was Noel and I. I jumped in the front seat and prepared for my first helicopter flight ever. At this point I had a few butterflies in my stomach. It was too late to back out, and the scary thing was that I didn’t want to. The lift off was incredible. Up and out over the water, then up up and away. We circled around the mountain, and Noel and I talked with the pilot with the headsets. The pilot pointed out to me some of the stuff we would be riding. Wow, a guided tour up the mountain.
A few minutes later we land at the top. Elevation 6500 feet. Destination elevation 2 feet. The sky was a perfect blue with no clouds in sight. The temp was chilly, but with all my gear on, I didn’t notice.
Everyone goes about getting ready to ride. Final preps are made, armour strapped on, helmets done up. I couldn’t get over the view from up there. I felt like you could see forever.
To give an example of how chilly it was, if you look at the surface of the pond in the pic below, you can almost make out the icy surface.
We begin the ride/trek across the alpine area. We hit some steep loose rocks, hike some uphills, cross some snow patches. All the while I feel like I am in some weird dream. Am I really doing this? I guess so.
Then we hit the trees. The trail turns downhill. I mean, it really turns downhill. Steep, loamy soil, twisting it way through the forest. Johnny, takes a nasty bail, bouncing of a flat rock, then cartwheeling a couple times. He is alright, but it is a reminder to me to pay attention.
I stop at one section to take a few pics. This is Tony, later nicknamed mudslide
Some guy from Utah. Good rider.
Here’s Johnny!
I pack in the camers and continue flowing the trail. It is so steep and weaves so much. You get as far back behind the seat as possbile, and still it is not enough. I am going down this hill whether I want to or not. The only way to stop is to crash, and I don’t want to do that. Weaving the front tire around I maintain my balance and keep myself heading downward.
I pop around a corner, and the trail just disappears. I see some rock at the top, then I see the trail continue below. You get down via a rock face. Smooth as butter! Here is the other Utah rider doing the face.
Knolly rolls it like it was a bump in the pavement.
It is brought to my attention after a couple hours of riding that we were only a third of the way down. Immediately I think to myself that even if the ride ended now, the money spent was more than worth it. We hadn’t even got to the good stuff yet.
The first big granite rock we hit was the Lions Back. Most people just ride it, but some were airing off the top. Here is Jeff just about to air.
If you look carefully, Knolly’s tire is just leaving the ground.
Here is a shot of me riding the Lions Back, but from a different angle. I may be big and steep, but it was a blast. Super smooth, and a nice transition to dirt before it flattens out.
Some more hike a bike, and we stop at the cabin for some lunch. Here is Bill relaxing
I just couldn’t get over the views.
More steep fun was ahead. I love riding steep trails, and this one was no exception. As I was skiing my bike down one trail it occurred to me that I was going to fast. I was modulating the rear brakes to the best of my abilities, and I could feel the rear locking up then turning again. The only thing left to do was get my centre of gravity a little lower. As I tried to ease my butt back a little more, I felt my tire buzz my Roach pants, then promptly felt the buzzing stop as my butt locked up the rear. Woops, too low!
We then came to a nice rock formation holding Andre’s edge, and Andre’s face. What you can’t see in the pic is the runout of 10 feet on pea gravel. After the ten feet is a smallish cliff (25/30 feet). Bill making the edge look easy.
Warren about to drop in on the edge.
Mannis doing the face
I was all lined up to do the face, then chickened out. Grrr. I know I could have done it. I am sure I could have even done the edge drop. I still have issues with committing to lines every once in a while.
The day was going perfect. Almost too perfect. Something gave. One guy and our sweeper took a wrong turn. It was an unfortunate set of circumstances. Noone waited at a Y intersection. Fortunately the sweeper was in radio contact with the leader. We waited for them to catch back up, the continued along at a slower pace.
We now needed to gain some serious altitude. The trail just went up. Up, up, up, up. Bike on back kind of up. Nasty kind of up. We got to the top, and had a break. Another group met up with us and passed us. That was alright though, we were taking a break.
The next big rock drop was Awesome rock. It was HUGE. I watched several people from the other group ride it, and somehow our group just continued on past the other group. Quickly Noel and I found ourselves the only ones left. Noel rode it, but just after I took the picture I knew it wouldn’t turn out very well.
Next it was my turn. I have ridden the Elevator drop at my local trail system many times. It is similar, but awesome rock is bigger, steeper, and scarier. I was at the top and looked down. Man, what am I doing? I had seen people do it, so I knew I could do it. I was having a great day, and knew I could ride anything put in front of me. I began my roll up. Then stopped. Uhh, you can’t see the line you take until you are commited to taking it. Hmm. OK, I back my bike up. I am going to do it this time. I begin the roll up, then clamp on the brakes again. You got to get within a foot of the big lip to see the final line, but to get that close you got to be committed. You can’t stop. Noel tells me that the tranny is smooth (I can see that), he tells me to stay centered on my bike (I can do that), the line is easy (my mind is playing tricks on me). OK. A couple of deep breaths, I being my third roll up. My mind is working about ten times faster than normal. I think to myself STOP!!! Before I can think to grab the brakes, my mind says fuck this, trust Noel. I keep repeating in my head, trust Noel, trust Noel, trust Noel. I let go of the brakes, and head over the edge. I can remember the near vertical, I can remember the tire hitting dirt. I felt perfectly centered over my bike. The transition was smooth. I grab a fist full of brakes, come to a stop, let the bike fall, throw up my arms, and let out a huge yell! That was the biggest adrenaline rush I have had in a long time. Talk about a natural high! It was such a sweet feeling. Here is me on awesome rock.
After this it was another steep, much more loose and dusty trail back into Brittania and back to the vehicles. Me and Noel after the days ride.
My final shot from the roll was the during drive back to Squamish. Mental note, looking through the view finder while driving is not an experience for the faint of heart.
Did I enjoy myself? Hell ya. Would I do it again? Guaranteed. This heli trip was about the most perfect you could make it. The group was a very strong set of riders. The weather was absolutely perfect (no clouds, perfect temp). The trails conditions couldn’t have been beaten. The rocks were grippy, and the soil was perfect for traction. Any drier and it would have been a dust bowl, any wetter and it would have been really slimy. Just perfect I tell ya. This is the stuff that dreams are made of.
Introduction Injuries

Todays ride was on Broom Hill in Sooke. I had never been there before, so this was a pretty good introduction to it. There were 5 riders in total, Shane, Sean, Mark, Steph, and myself.
I had heard a lot about Broom Hill in the past, mostly because of the build structures. Some of the descriptions were less than flattering, so I readied myself.
As soon as I started riding, something about my right leg pad felt funny. It took me a couple minutes to realize that I had them on the wrong legs. Once they were swapped, I felt much better. What a dork.
Up the hill we rode. It certainly was a hill, and the descriptions were unfortunately accurate. Many of the structures were in dire need of repair/replacement/destruction. Once we got to the top, we started making our way to some of the more sturdy stunts.
Shaners was his usual self: on-fire. He rode many things that I might attempt some day. Seaners was having a tough day. Both Steph and Mark seemed happy with the ride too.
Here are the rest of the pictures. Read on for the rest of the story.
Myself? My day went all right. While descending one section, I had what could have been a nasty crash. In the end I lucked out. I was leading the group, and was making a gentle, sweeping, left hand turn that had a log on the outside. During one pedal stroke, I felt my foot catch on a branch stump that protruded from the tree. The force was enough to cause my bike to twist, and highside. I was sent flying over the bike, to the rocks below. It was very slo mo, which was comical since I was staring at the rocks thinking “miss the rocks, miss the rocks”.
I didn’t miss the rocks. I was a little shaken, and when I stopped moving, my head was below my feet, so that made getting up more difficult. My injuries were negligable, thanks in big part to my armour. Without it I would have smashed my elbow into a rock, and that would have hurt a lot!
After I righted my gear we took off again, and I soon got into my rhythm again.
The above photo captured my biggest stunt of the day. I watched Shane do it a couple times, and I really wanted to do it. I rolled up to it once, and almost balked. I decided to just do it. I settled my feet onto the pedals, gave a couple pedal strokes to get my momentum up, and aimed for the ramp. I almost chickened out and grabbed the brakes. I decided to hold off a sec and do the jump. As I approached the lip, I thought that I wouldn’t have enough speed. Turns out I did, and the landing wasn’t as bad as I thought it was going to be.
After more uphill we came to a stunt that I had eyed up earlier. I wanted to try it, but I just couldn’t work up the nerve. I handed my camera to Shane to get a shot, and rolled up to it one more time. Something didn’t feel right, so I called it off. As I was packing my camera away, I noticed that I hadn’t dropped my seat again. No wonder it didn’t feel right!
In the end I quite enjoyed my ride. I felt strong through most of it, and only had the one crash.
Now, what do I think of Broom Hill? I think it had lots of potential. There seems to be plenty of area to build in, but the builders can’t just abandon their projects. Plus, it would be vey beneficial to the image of our sport, if the builders put some effort into their creations, and not take the lazy way out. There were many structures that were poorly built, but in decent shape. There were several structures that were poorly built, and unrideable. I even saw a few half constructed structures that had obviously not been touched in a while. There were some dirt jumps that had huge pits beside them. The builders had basically excavated part of the trail to build the jumps. I thought this looked horrible. When stuff like this happens, riding areas get shut down, and the image created can take years to clean up.
The other thing that Broom hill lacks is flow. There were a bunch of fun stunts, but very little flow. You ride to the top of the stunt, do the jump, stop, turn around and come back. It would make a huge difference if there was more flow to the trails.
What do I know though, I don’t build trails.
Domination Boost

Last night a bunch of us descended onto Shane’s house to play Downhill Domination. I had read a bunch of reviews, and heard some mountain bikers thought on the game. It seemed that “gamers” didn’t enjoy the game play or the flow, but the mountain bikers did.
I fall into the latter category. It was a fun, challenging game with plenty of opportunities for carnage. On the different tracks there was all sorts of natural and man made jumps. The powerups definitely helpd get you down the course in one piece.
There are some downfalls to the game. Sometimes I found it difficult to discern which features were rock faces, and which ones were jumps. The characters make a nice sounding splat when they hit a rock face, instead of the nice jump I was expecting. The thing that bugged me is one of the power ups was a temporary speed boost. When your player hits it, they sometimes take off so fast and unexpectedly that they are difficult to control. Many times I got the boost, then missed the next corner, and splatted myself into a rock face.
Things I liked: graphics were pretty good, the courses were extremely varied, the riders and bikes were names I could recognize (for the most part), and the tricks weren’t too off the wall (besides dropping off a jump and falling for seeral seconds, only to have the bike suspension soak it all up ;)).
All we played was 2 player mode. I can imagine that single player has the standard unlock tracks, strengthen character, improve equipment as you progress.
Very fun game. I am going to look into getting a copy I think.